Hi, Season of Love is going to start but Engineers have always their own style of love and affection. Similarly on Valentines Day 2014 Civil Engineers style of celebration will be too different from others. Hope you will enjoy this Top Civil Engineer Jokes on Valentines Day 2014| Funny Images,Status and share your views via commenting below must. Let’s have some fun today and share some of the best Funny Moments in Civil engineers life.
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Top Civil Engineer Jokes on Valentines Day 2014| Funny Images,Status-
I will show you some of the troll images and some of the Jokes too.
Top and Best Civil Engineering Jokes-
What caused the Civil engineer to strain his brain? ……….. Too much stress!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.
A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED: We are still pissing in the wind.
EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM: We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION: We know who to blame.
MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH: It works OK, but looks very hitech.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED: We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
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